RELEASE THE PIGS!
oh my goodness
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
can we just review how sensual the panera logo is
“Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear”
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
finally seeing your crushes nudes like
i was just laying on this table im not a model the camera went off
covergirl, work it girl
Guess what state I live in
when he starts putting in more fingers without asking